This is being filed in the Biography Suppository at the Ogleplex for Hourly Revision as needed to make Doggie McStyle Look Good When in Fact He is a Naked Hyperactive Dog.
Doggie McStyle came into the world like we all do, unlike Founding Partner Tortuga who:
a) hatched from an Egg b) announced in writing that McStyle was "wanted by Animal Control" c) was retired by placing him under a bus wheel and making soup out of his family d) is rotting in Hell and the Tortuga Family Shells are on sale on our Website as Ashtrays.
After being born, Doggie McStyle grew up and became an Attorney, just a grunt working for Clark and Tortuga...just another worthless associate that would one day be blamed for whatever and sent to the "animal shelter" by HorseBank Arranged SWAT... until that fateful moment when he met Barack Obama. Doggie McStyle's Diverse Black and White Coloration was a hit in Washington DC and he was awarded all the Obama Administration contracts.
Doggie McStyle faxed a Demand to Depose and Debrief all the Bitches in an office. He only sent ONE Bitch-in-Heat garment via Federal Express to a Client law firm and there were at least 8 Bitches in Heat and they fought over it. They sent SWAT out to neuter McStyle but he escaped to the Ogleplex where he saw Founding Partner Tortuga had already libeled him in a Press Release.
Doggie McStyle showed his usual Legal Genius beyond Comprehension when he used his Dog Mouth to Bite Founding Partner Tortuga and carry him to the road. He made sure Founding Partner Tortuga was on his back enjoying Retirement. Below are photographs McStyle took just to make himself laugh while enjoying Tortuga Family Soup.
With Founding Partner Tortuga in Happy Family Retirement in Hell, Doggie McStyle upgraded his Letterhead, moved into Senior Tortuga's house and office, where he Mounts the Bitches Daily while thinking about Mrs. Founding Partner Tortuga: First in Soup while Family Watched.
Due to his kindness, Doggie McStyle upgraded the job to Galactic Founding Partner and immediately punished Arthur Dogday for agreeing with Founding Partner Tortuga because he was forced to. Arthur Dogday was castrated by Ms. Fluffy Catacomb, our new Founding Partner. His testicles were gnawed off by Ms. Catacomb and she then barfed them up. Dogday is now on Probation.
During the interview with Ms. Fluffy Catacomb, she actually ate her longtime partner Mr. Rodenti to acquire his clients and ACT database. Doggie McStyle went into a frenzy and dry-humped Ms. Catacomb as she signed the Partnership letter. What happened next is currently being investigated by Animal Control so Mr. McStyle felt compelled to promote Ms. Catacomb to Founding Partner and double her salary. That record was Sealed by Federal Court.
Note from Webmaster: Ms. Catacomb paid me $1,000 to place the insulting Dog music you hear. She gave me no choice. Either $1,000 and I keep my balls or....
I went right to McStyle and he said "go ahead". He gave me $2,000 for being honest AND to put the nasty video on her Bio Page. He gave me another $5,000 for the flattering selection of Artistic Content.